these still didn’t convince my TA to give me a better grade

The unsuspecting

jacket feather floats up, up

to oblivion.

 

Kant invented the

pencil. Not Philosopher

Kant. Just Pencil Kant.

 

“Um, eyes up here, please.”

“All I wanted was to see

your spaghetti shirt.”

 

Mozart knows nothing

about periods. Down with

the patriarchy.

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